Numerical Nerd Gifts

Searching for a gift that will delight your numerical nerd? Our collection features witty and playful items that celebrate their passion for mathematics, algorithms, and quirky number facts. Perfect for anyone who sees the beauty in numbers and enjoys a good laugh about their favorite calculations.

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"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit." mockup

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

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"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal." mockup

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?" mockup

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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Pi Ala Mode.

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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Gloat

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Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.' mockup

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

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Staff Yearbook

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"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math." mockup

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

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'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.' mockup

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.' mockup

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'$

$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.' mockup$

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget. mockup

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

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"Yo, this should be a two."

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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The IRS emptied my pouch.

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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.' mockup

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

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