Numerical Enthusiast Prints

'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Simply put.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Maths is fun!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy