Starting A Hunting Hobby Gifts

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First time pruning?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

Duck Hunt

The Hobby Store

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Bloody Butcher

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'