Starting A Hunting Hobby Mugs

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First time pruning?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Hobby Store

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A Bloody Butcher

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Trail mix?"

Bear Hugging Season Open