Starlit Golfer Gifts

"No, not yet."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Don't move.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Duh!"

Golf

Angel Golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Rory McIlroy

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Too many beers at lunch?

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Sudden death?'

Slippery hand golfer

Addressing The Ball

Women Golfers

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'