Globe-trotting Golfer Gifts

Golfer going through customs

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

A man plays golf by the sea

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

The Family Joules: Part 20

"Duh!"

The Family Joules: Part 8

Benefits of Living Abroad

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'Putter'.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

Rory McIlroy

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"IV!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."