Ironic Globetrotter Gifts

"I've travelled the world, in my private plane and 10 litre limo, telling folk to reduce their carbon footprint."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

My God, I need to fart.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Introducing Piza Island.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'