Godly Globetrotter Gifts

Parachuting bishop.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Travelling

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

My God, I need to fart.

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Family Joules: Part 5

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'