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Parachuting bishop.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Travelling

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

My God, I need to fart.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

Greek A-Z Map,

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Geography class - UR Here.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'