Globe-trotters Of Faith T-Shirts

'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The Lost World: You are Here

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'I'm an atheist!'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

Greek A-Z Map,

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Parachuting bishop.

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'