Globe-trotting Birds T-Shirts

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Lost World: You are Here

Travelling

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Greek A-Z Map,

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.