Starlit Golfer Pillows

"No, not yet."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Duh!"

Angel Golf

Golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Too many beers at lunch?

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

Slippery hand golfer

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Sudden death?'

God plays golf

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

Addressing The Ball

Women Golfers