Staple Champion Gifts

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Halo Frisbee.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

Step aerobics

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

Thank you Doctor

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

The Grim Rapper

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Boy holding football.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Basketball Halo

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

Springtime on Maple Drive...