Staple Champion Pillows

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Halo Frisbee.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

Step aerobics

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Thank you Doctor

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Boy holding football.

The Grim Rapper

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

Basketball Halo

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

'Since he retired all he does is watch TV and vegetate.'