Stapler Sharpshooter Pillows

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Cooking Cowboy

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"It's opening day."

A group of hunters.

Shooting in Ireland

Musical Archer

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Archery.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

Shoot your own apples

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

Shooting

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'