Stapler Sharpshooter Gifts

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"This new guy's really good!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

Cooking Cowboy

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

A group of hunters.

"It's opening day."

Shooting in Ireland

Musical Archer

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Archery.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

Shooting

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

Shoot your own apples

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."