Stapler Enthusiast Gifts

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

D.I.Y

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"She's a natural!"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

The Deer of Spring.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Ready...."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"