Dartboard Sharpshooter Gifts

Voodoo Darts. . .

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"It's opening day."

"You're getting better."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

Archery.

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shoot your own apples

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'I'm Sorry.'

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."

What do you want me to hit next?

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'