Dartboard Sharpshooter Gifts

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"It's opening day."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Archery.

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shoot your own apples

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'I'm Sorry.'

What do you want me to hit next?

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

Man using telescope to play darts.

Hunting with a Slingshot