Stand-up Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for the stand-up survivor? Whether they’re battling hecklers or just crafting the perfect punchline, our range of humorous and uplifting products celebrates their creative spirit and perseverance. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that makes them smile and reminds them of their bold comedy journey.

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.' mockup

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.' mockup

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.' mockup

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.' mockup

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

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Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

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"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine." mockup

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine." mockup

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine." mockup

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine." mockup

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

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"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

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"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

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'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

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'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

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'You are here' sign on desert island.

'You are here' sign on desert island. mockup

'You are here' sign on desert island. mockup

'You are here' sign on desert island. mockup

'You are here' sign on desert island. mockup

'You are here' sign on desert island.

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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

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'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

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The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

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"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids." mockup

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids." mockup

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids." mockup

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids." mockup

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

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"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars." mockup

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars." mockup

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars." mockup

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars." mockup

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

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"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'" mockup

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'" mockup

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'" mockup

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'" mockup

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

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"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this." mockup

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this." mockup

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this." mockup

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this." mockup

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

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"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!"

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!" mockup

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!" mockup

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!" mockup

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!" mockup

"Now take my life-partner...please...take my life-partner!!"

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'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.' mockup

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.' mockup

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.' mockup

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.' mockup

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

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'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?' mockup

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?' mockup

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?' mockup

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?' mockup

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

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'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.' mockup

'True but only in practice, not in principle.' mockup

'True but only in practice, not in principle.' mockup

'True but only in practice, not in principle.' mockup

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

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'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.' mockup

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.' mockup

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.' mockup

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.' mockup

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

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Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN! mockup

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN! mockup

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN! mockup

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN! mockup

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

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'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?' mockup

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?' mockup

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?' mockup

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?' mockup

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

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"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..." mockup

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..." mockup

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..." mockup

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..." mockup

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

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Fear of Public Speaking

Fear of Public Speaking mockup

Fear of Public Speaking mockup

Fear of Public Speaking mockup

Fear of Public Speaking mockup

Fear of Public Speaking

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'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!' mockup

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!' mockup

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!' mockup

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!' mockup

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

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Stand-up Survivor Gifts Collection

Stand-up Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating stand-up survivors—witty, inspiring designs to brighten their mornings.

Stand-up Survivor Pillows

Browse pillows that honor the stand-up survivor spirit—comfy, funny, and full of character.

Stand-up Survivor Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the stand-up comedy journey—perfect for inspiring and decorating their space.

Stand-up Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for stand-up survivors—making bold statements and showcasing their resilience.