Stand-up Comedy Viewer Gifts

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Zombie standup

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

The Rooster Comedian.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Stand-up Romcom

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

TV jester.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."