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Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Stand-up Romcom

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

TV jester.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Jim Carrey,

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."