Stage Investment Analyst Gifts

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Build Your Own Portfolio

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Crisis'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Out of control

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Travel looks strong!

Long and Short term investments.

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

Portfolio, 2011

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...