Stage Investment Analyst Mugs

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Build Your Own Portfolio

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Crisis'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Out of control

Long and Short term investments.

Portfolio, 2011

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Travel looks strong!

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'