Stadium State Of Mind Gifts

Pessimists v Optimists.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Football Stadium

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"I'm a foul weather fan."