Stadium State Of Mind Gifts

Pessimists v Optimists.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football supporters.

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Football Stadium

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

No More Waiting Around

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

I've discovered a new secret of life: Stadium cushions! Gurusis Universitatis.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"I'm a foul weather fan."