Stadium Employee Gifts

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Football Stadium

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Soccer Fans.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Have you ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you couldn't get rid of? Don't you hate that?'

No More Waiting Around

Dunk Hunt

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"I ran out of quarters."

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"