Squeamish Giggles Gifts

'He can't stand the sight of blood.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

'It figures- we picked the life raft without the sheep-to-shore radio...'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"If we do run into any complications, Gerry will just Google it."

'The spirit is very positive about your future...'

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"And this is one of our more difficult patients..."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

Trapped Shepherd

"Cheese!"

"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"