Sheepish Giggler Gifts

"Cheese!"

'It figures- we picked the life raft without the sheep-to-shore radio...'

Trapped Shepherd

Clown God

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Fancy a pint?

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Whoops!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."