Sheep Giggler Gifts

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Whoops!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Big Issue!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Something happened to the cows...

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.