Sheepish Snoozer Gifts

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Computing in the Cloud

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'I bin treatin' her myself...took a course in vetinery once...

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

'It figures- we picked the life raft without the sheep-to-shore radio...'