Squatting Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a squatting humorist? Our collection blends wit and comedy, celebrating light-hearted perspectives with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that will surely entertain anyone with a sense of humor.

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Glance Exchange

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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Optimist

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition, mockup

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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