Sedentary Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches the relaxed wit of a sedentary humorist? Our collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the art of taking it easy and finding humor in leisure. Whether they’re chillin’ on the couch or just embracing a slower pace, these products bring a smile and a little cleverness to their downtime.

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"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!" mockup

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

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"I'm not sure what that feels like." mockup

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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German School

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!' mockup

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt. mockup

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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The Evolution Of Man

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I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !' mockup

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done. mockup

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did." mockup

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

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'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.' mockup

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

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"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

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