Sedentary Satirist Gifts

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'Spending less time with your HD TV will result in your having less HD cholesterol.'

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The prying mantis,

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Yes, one is a dog."

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