I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.
Spring Wardrobe Update Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to update your spring wardrobe? Explore our collection of witty and vibrant accessories and apparel that bring the joy of the season into your everyday style. From cheerful t-shirts to cozy pillows and charming prints, find items that make your spring wardrobe bloom with personality and flair.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."
'This flower won't let go of my nose.'
Raining
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'
Christmas Socks
"Buy them - and never look back."
"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."
"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"
"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."
'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'
'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'
Bag Lady.
Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.
This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.
"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."
Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.
"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."
"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."
"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."
'Now let's try with the lining.'
Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.
'Before we start out next lesson...let's take a moment to look out on this beautiful early spring weather.'
'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'
"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'
Bundle up!
The First Wax Strip of Spring!
"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."
"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."
Spring Fever or Side Effects?
'The Cab's here!'
A horse contemplates what to wear
Spring Wardrobe Update Gifts Collection
Spring Wardrobe Update Mugs
Explore our fun and colorful mugs that celebrate your spring wardrobe update. Perfect for brightening your mornings or gifting a smile!
Spring Wardrobe Update Pillows
Brighten your home with lively pillows that capture the spirit of spring. Great for sprucing up your space and complementing your wardrobe refresh.
Spring Wardrobe Update Prints
Add a burst of color to your walls with vibrant prints celebrating spring. Perfect for updating your décor and reflecting the joy of the season.
Spring Wardrobe Update T-Shirts
Find the perfect playful t-shirts to match your spring style. Update your wardrobe with bold, cheerful designs that speak to the season of renewal.