Spray Can Admirer Gifts

Banksy

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

The Cashless Society is Here

"Ever killed a man?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Car traffic.

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Plane Rescue

'... and that one is yours!'

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

"HDTV?"

Wine Factory