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Banksy

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Employee of the Month Parking

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Car traffic.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'... and that one is yours!'

"HDTV?"

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

Plane Rescue

Wine Factory

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'