Spousal Laughter Instigator Pillows

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Hypnotoon

"You came up in therapy today."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'What seems to be the problem?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

"I'm laughing on the inside too!"