Spousal Laughter Instigator Prints

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'

"You came up in therapy today."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

The serious corporation

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

MD. We fixed your leg. It

'What seems to be the problem?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.