Sports Documentary Viewers Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"So that's where you were last night."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"