Television Documentary Fans Gifts

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Police film evidence

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

A fly on the wall documentary.

Fahrenheit 911.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Finding Bigfoot

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

David Attenborough

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

Steve Irwin.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'