Documentary Fan Gifts

Brexit through the gift shop.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

The case against Mike Moore.

"But what's my motivation?"

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

Hit by a truck trying to dodge Michael Moore!

Casting Wildlife Films.

'if this is a magazine subscription form you signed, why does it say 'Magna Carta'?'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"I got the idea from a documentary on crop circles."

'It's a 6 week, 84 hour documentary on why people don't read.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Don't even think about it, Mister. There's no way I'm gonna end up on some nature show.'

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.