Tv Documentary Fan Gifts

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Clive Anderson

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Fahrenheit 911.

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

David Attenborough

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Finding Bigfoot

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Steve Irwin.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.