Tv Documentary Fan Gifts

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"But what's my motivation?"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Casting Wildlife Films.

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."