Documentary Aficionados Gifts

60 Minutes? Thank God. I thought you were from the Securities and Exchange Commission.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"But what's my motivation?"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'