Spiritual Retreat Gifts

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Worst camping trip ever.

Monk on the beach

"He used to be in advertising"

Sanctuary for soul searching, meeting rooms for job searching.

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Priest

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Self Storage Unit

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Go away

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."