Church Retreat Gifts

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Wrong leadership.

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."