Spiritual Geeks Pillows

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

Jesus Saves

'Oh, crap.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

First O.M.G. church.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Holy phone

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

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". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Palm Top Readings

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

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