Godly Geeks Pillows

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Albertus Magnus

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Atlas holds up a football.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

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Jesus Saves

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

Moses finds a map with a 'you are here'.

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

John Wesley

'Click on the icon.'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'You called for tech support?'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

Spaceman using a toilet in space

'And then God made the Adam Computer in his own image.'

"You da man!"

"No, they don't come into effect from midnight. They come into effect from now!"