Divine Gadget Geeks Pillows

'Charging station.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Hey...remember T.V.?

The Modern Novel.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"We don't talk anymore."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Two Generations of Readers

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?