Religion Geek Pillows

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Albertus Magnus

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."