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Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Albertus Magnus

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Encyclopedia

Atlas holds up a football.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

www.meditation.commm

Moses attempted to initiate the frog plague on his own.

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

Jesus Saves

Moses finds a map with a 'you are here'.

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

John Wesley

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'You called for tech support?'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'Click on the icon.'

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

"That's not the type of ark I was talking about."

Spaceman using a toilet in space

Computer in the Stone.

'And then God made the Adam Computer in his own image.'

'Charging station.'

"You da man!"