Spiritual Fish Story Appreciator Gifts

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

There was something fishy about this jump,

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'This should come out just right.'